I always knew I’d fall for a guy with a boat. People seem to think that cars are big business, and if you have a flash car then you’re ‘all that’. I guess it means you have a lot of…

It is finally my time. I have been initiated into the secret brotherhood of the ocean, sworn protectors of the darkest secrets, those who build in the shadows, work-people of great renown. It’s actually a lot more casual than I…

Were I not being sponsored for this, I’d probably just be sitting on the sofa right now. And that’s great and all, motivating me beyond the normal ken of duty or whatever, but I wasn’t actually aware that a Road-Trip-Triathlon…